Why was the math book sad?
It had a lot of problems.
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What snacks always have the best tan?
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