What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Sit in the shade.
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
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