What nationality are most fish?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why are goats so funny?