What do fish use for glasses?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?