Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?