Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why is money so stubborn?