Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
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