Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why are grandkids so great?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
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