Why do kittens know so much about church?
They all go through cat-echism.
Where do ants go to eat?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Where do pigs learn magic?
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