What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Where does water do all its banking?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?