What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What says: oom oom oom?

What do elves learn in school?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?