What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

How do you wash a lamb?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

How do fall and winter say hello?