What do you call a retired cowboy?
De-ranged.
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Who invented fractions?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
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