How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why was the math book sad?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What reads and lives in an apple?
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