How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Which fly makes films?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do fairies always drink?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
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