What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What animals make the best students?

I'm not a bad putter.