How do you get straight A's?
By using a ruler.
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Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
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