What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Who invented fractions?

What school subject really rocks?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What is the most faithful insect?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?