Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?