What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Roller coasters.
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
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