What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?