Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why do cubes make great referees?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do Scottish toads play?