What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Where does money love to go shopping?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why was the musician arrested?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?