How does a taco bless the table?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

When do astronauts eat?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What's black and white and red all over?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?