What day of the week do chickens hide?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?