What's the difference between people and chickens?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Why did the barber win the race?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?