Why don't fish play basketball?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What color are all the books in the library?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

What do you call a tired tree?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What is the best Christmas present ever?