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Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why did the foal cough?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?