What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?