Why was the musician arrested?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What dog wears contact lenses?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why do math teachers love March?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

How did the toad die?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?