Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
He left an empty tombstone.
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why are fish such good architects?
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