Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
He left an empty tombstone.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
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