What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Which founding father loves to sing?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What is the quickest button on a radio?