What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

We had a discussion about roses.

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What's E.T. short for?

What's a father's favorite flower?