Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Where do surfers go to school?

How did the vampire start his letter?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.