What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you call a silly hill?
Where does breakfast live?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
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