What vegetables do librarians like?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Where was Noah born?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Which bug is related to you?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What do little fish love to play with?