What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
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Where do burgers like to dance?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
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