What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
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What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
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What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
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Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
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