What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
It's frozen.
What's good for both poker and theater?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
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