Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What kind of books do boats write?

What's the loudest sport?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What vehicle works the hardest?