What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
It's frozen.
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Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
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