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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What's the friendliest national park?

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What did the waiter ask the frog?

Which big cat loves to drive?

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