Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?