What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What school subject really rocks?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

How much money does a skunk have?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?