What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?