What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What do stars celebrate in December?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why was the bee sad?

What do you call a peanut in space?