Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
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