What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why do cows go to New York?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What bee is good for your health?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?