What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?