What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

How do you get straight A's?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?