What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
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What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What style of music weighs the most?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the foal cough?
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How do you talk to a giant?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
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