What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What game do mice love to play?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Which subject has two parts?
How does the sun listen to music?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why is the beach so confident?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
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