Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What do you call a tired tree?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?