What do you call a hairless poodle?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What kind of bird can write?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What do math teachers eat?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?