What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Do dads always snore?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
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