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Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Which founding father loves to sing?