What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Which is the worst season?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Which state has the best streets?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?