Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What do you call a dog in space?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

How does dinner smell?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?