Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What is the smallest lion?