What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What do you call a silly hill?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What did summer say to spring?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?