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How do horses navigate at night?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

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What did the snake name his daughter?

Where do polar bears store their money?