What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
A right triangle.
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What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What siblings are always sad?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's the politest month?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
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