What do teachers do during summer break?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What day do hands always go to church?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?