What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

How does a squid go into battle?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?