How do you add one to ten to get nine?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why did he change his bike's tires?