What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

How do amoebas make calls?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why are trees always so positive?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?