Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why do two skunks argue?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?