Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?