Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?