My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

How do you compliment a cat?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Where do stars go to college?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why are the mountains so tired?