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What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why is a computer so smart?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?