What type of birds stay together forever?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?