How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
How does a penguin build its house?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
How did the toad die?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
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