How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
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Why did the cow cross the road?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Did you know about April 1st?
What kind of ant is good at math?
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