How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's the scariest letter?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
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