What animal has the most fun?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What school subject really rocks?