What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What animals love to close envelopes?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What does a panda ghost say?

Which insect is the smartest?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What words make the best athletes?