What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?