What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?