Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What vegetables make the best music?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What was the first animal in space?