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Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why are cars magic?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?