What table can you never sit at?

Why do math teachers love March?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?