What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
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