What vegetable is nice to everyone?
The sweet potato.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why are cars magic?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
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