What vegetable is nice to everyone?
The sweet potato.
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why are frogs always happy?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
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