What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do ducks have for lunch?
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