What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
A buzz-ard.
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What animal floats best?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
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