Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Where do cats go on vacation?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Where do termites go camping?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What type of music do frogs listen to?