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On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Which elf is the best singer?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What animal always goes to heaven?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

How do you talk to a giant?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?