What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?