What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What food is a man's best friend?