Where do tough ducks come from?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why are goats so funny?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?