Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What is the most faithful insect?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?