Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

I broke my finger!

What's the opposite of irony?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why do bees gossip?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?