Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What do mice do when they're at home?

A book just fell on my head.

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?