What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Cat's Cradle!
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!