What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Cat's Cradle!
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
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