What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What's the opposite of irony?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?