What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Cat's Cradle!
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
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