What do Scottish toads play?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Do dads always snore?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Which plant has the best roar?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?