Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What do you call a tired tree?

What did March say to the madness?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Which big cat loves to drive?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?