Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Musical chairs.
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
How is cat food sold?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Where do ships always get stuck?
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