How did the mermaid call her friends?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do elves learn in school?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?