Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?