What day is your mom always right?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

How do birds threaten one another?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Bears love exotic cars.

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What British bugs are the best singers?