Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What's the noisiest food?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

How are teens like cats?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?