What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

How did the pirate call his mother?

I'm not a bad putter.

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What animal knows kung fu?