What is a baker's favorite children's story?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

When should baseball players wear armor?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

How do bears keep cool?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?