What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why is the beach so confident?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What sport requires no movement at all?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Where does the president keep his razor?