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What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What time of day was Adam created?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?