What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

How do snowmen get information?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?