Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
How did the tree get lost?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What is the coolest country?
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