Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
Why is summer always sad?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
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