Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do elves learn in school?
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