Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?