What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What did summer say to spring?

Why is winter considered holy?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?