What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?