What food is a man's best friend?
A corn dog.
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Which family member is always relieved?
Where do termites go camping?
When do astronauts eat?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
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