Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?