What food is a man's best friend?
A corn dog.
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
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