Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What color are all the books in the library?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?