What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

How do you compliment a cat?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why did the turkey join the band?