Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

When do astronauts eat?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do jokesters study in college?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What vegetables make the best music?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?