Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Which cats have the best manners?

What game do bats excel at?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?