Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Where are average things manufactured?