What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why was the spider so smart?

What do you call a sad latte?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?