What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What do you call a sad latte?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do elves learn in school?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What's a car's favorite TV show?