Why did the cloud date the fog?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?