What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What did the mother rope say to her child?