Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why is a computer so smart?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why is money so stubborn?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?