What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What day do hands always go to church?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What nationality are most fish?

What is the wealthiest fish?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?