What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why are cars magic?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

How did the tree get lost?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?