What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why do rhinos charge?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Where do chips wear socks?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What's a cat's favorite snack?