What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

When should baseball players wear armor?

How do you care for a sick bird?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?