Why did the dog do so well in school?

What do jokesters study in college?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

When does a horse talk?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

Which animals make the most honest judges?