What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What sport is full of interior designers?