What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What is the color of the wind?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
I broke my finger!
What does winter fat turn into?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What is the most adorable season?
What do cows like to dance to?
Can February March?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
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