What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
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What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What sport is full of interior designers?
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