Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What color are all the books in the library?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What sound does a witch's car make?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What do goats and moms have in common?