What do goats and moms have in common?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?