Why are cause and effect so close?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?