What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

When should you start writing a book?