Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What car always breaks the rules?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?