Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Where does breakfast live?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?