Where would you find an elephant?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Which former US President was always cold?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why are winter days great?

When should baseball players wear armor?