What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
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When do astronauts eat?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What school subject really rocks?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why was the cat so small?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
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