What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
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Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
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