What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What words make the best athletes?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What do naked fish play with?
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