What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why was the math book sad?
How was the wedding?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
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