What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why was the dog so popular?

What shape is bad at driving?

Where do polar bears store their money?