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They are so purr-suasive.
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What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
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