Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Where does laundry go to college?
What words make the best athletes?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
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