Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr-suasive.
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
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