Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?