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Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

How do fleas travel?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

What's E.T. short for?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?