What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why are ghosts always single?

What time of day was Adam created?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why are winter days great?

What's a kitty's favorite book?